Never change, Romney


when you know someone is online and just reblog something for them to see and they reblog it


"The Buddhists say if you meet somebody and your heart pounds, your hands shake, your knees go weak, that’s not the one. When you meet your ‘soul mate’ you’ll feel calm. No anxiety, no agitation"
- (via princessofnana)


an important factual presentation by me

All the facts.


1. Coca Cola, Pepsi, Sprite, Mountain Dew or Dr. Pepper?
2. Catsdogshorses, lizards or hamsters? (WHERE ARE THE RATS?)
3. TV, cinema, computer, iPod or gaming console?
4. Rock, rap, pop, metal or punk?
5. Black, white, bluered or green?
6. Saladhamburger, ice cream, chips or fruit?
7. Kindergarten, elementary, junior high, high school or college?
8. United States, Canada, Australia, France or England?
9. Swimming, fishing, tanning, theme parks or camping?
10. Snowball fights, snowmen, snow angels, sledding or ice skating
11. English, math, science, history or art?
12. Gummy worms, lollipops, gum, chocolate bars or cotton candy?
13. Xbox 360, Gamecube, Playstation, Nintendo Wii or Handheld?
14. Facebook, WordPress, Tumblr, YouTube or Google?
15. Cute guys, tough guys, smart guys, hot guys or this is dumb
16. Flatsheels, uggs, flip flops or skater shoes
17. Early morning, noon, early afternoon, late afternoon or evening
18. Bathroom, living room, bedroom, kitchen or attic?
19. Face-to-face, home phone, cell phoneinstant messenger or twitter?
20. Skinny jeans, flared jeans, capris, shorts or skirts?
21. T-shirthoodies, tank top, tube top or halter top?
22. McDonald’s, Wendy’s, KFC, Burger King or Dairy Queen? 
23. Car, airplane, train, boat or walking?
24. Coffee, tea, watermilk or soda?
25. Drama, comedy, horror, action/adventure or thriller?

"Other people are not medicine."
- It took me 9 years to figure that out (via melisica)




do you ever think about how little Michelangelo cared


do you ever think about how little Michelangelo cared



how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A


I got the model to dance. It starts off slow but really come into its own in the middle I think.


This is the dirtiest joke I have ever seen on a kids show jesus christ their fucking faces.


new aesthetic: cryptidcore

  • kitschy t shirts and keychains from souvenir shops depicting the local urban legends and monsters
  • glow in the dark stuff and generic alien themed stuff
  • tin foil hats
  • muffled x files, gravity falls, and twilight zone theme songs playing in the distance
  • staring into the night sky and wondering if we’re alone
  • lots of pictures of the woods and abandoned houses